| listing a few highlights from the past few weeks clamming is really hard in sandals i hugged the youngest and oldest person i know all within a day plus they were on different coasts the remote in austin...no matter what button i pushed it only did channel down i returned my laptop yesterday. i was thinking of putting the jpg steb photoshopped of me putting my index finger in rog's buttocks as the back round but decided against |
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| so last night i go to ballys to do my 4 miles of swimming, 20 miles of running, and finish up with 400 lb bench press. i'm missing my id so i talk to the lady at the front desk and she asks me where i could of left it. i say "i think i left it by the big balls (pilate balls)" halfway thru the convo the other lady trainer arrives and hears me and asks "oh are we talking about nick" we all kinda pause for a second and laugh. now i'm wondering who this stud nick is. |
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| after about a 7 hour delay and eventual cancelation i'm not in the best mood when i finally arrive. i stand patiently waiting at the conveyor belt for my luggage when i see a hometown man slowly approach me carrying a sign with a name scribed on it. he points to the name and says "is this you?" i respond with a sour face "no" he says "oh well it was worth a shot" i think to myself "no cletus i'm not chen wang" |
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| glancing outside from the balcony i thought to myself "wow i have some rich neighbors" but then i took a longer time to get the whole picture and realize the gardner is riding one of those standup mowers and not a segway. |
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